Bastard With Bangs

Before going to work this afternoon, I caught most of the Wonkette Livechat with Robyn Pennacchia and Stephen Robinson.  It's a lively, thought-provoking discussion between two intelligent and engaging hosts, which I hope is the first of a regular series.  While watching the stream, I noted that Robyn's bangs game is particularly strong.  In response to my comment, one wag wondered what I would look like with bangs, so commenter Javey Daze obliged with a photo manipulation:

Thanks, I hate love it!  Looking at the picture, I manage to look like the Fourth Stooge, a sort of unholy mashup of Curly and Moe... or perhaps a particularly disreputable monk.  Now I'm wondering if I could get this effect by using multiple packages of the longest sets of false eyelashes i can find.