Saturday, May 30, 2020

Vicious Dogs, Ominous Weapons

It looks like Trump has gone full Kim Jong Un on us in his fear of demonstrators rallying outside the White House, ranting about the Secret Service being able to deploy 'the most vicious dogs' and 'the most ominous weapons' against anyone getting too close to his executive throne, by which I mean his Twitter shitter:



Thia short bit of pulp fiction, complete with the telltale 'sir' bit, has a bit of a Bond villain air to it, as if Trump were Kim Jong Un or C. Montgomery Burns. There was a rumor, plausible bu probably untrue, that he fed his uncle to a pack of wild dogs, and as for Monty Burns:





Now we come to the 'ominous weapons' part... there were reports that Kim Jong Un has executed disloyal or incompetent officials with anti-aircraft guns. Mr Burns has also deployed ominous weapons:





Trump has always been a villain, but now he's engaging in cartoonish supervillainy. He's long been an admirer of Kim Jong Un, and now his admiration has turned aspirational. He's even become a Little Rocket Man himself:



It's just his job five days a week.


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  4. It just dawned on me; Donny the Dummy is afraid of dogs! For the first time in forever there is no presidential family dog (I know, I know - Lindsey Graham joke), and the occasional reference to "vicious dogs" that pop up in his blabberings about those he considers threatening, it all adds up. Somebody push a Pomeranian at him and watch him jump into Mike's arms!

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  5. This is America. People protesting police violence are assaulted by police violence.

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