Sweetums, 2019 US Tour

My older brother, Sweetums, is coming on a whirlwind US tour because it's a college reunion year. He flies into JFK airport, and we are planning on having dinner with several family members before I drive him down to the Princeton, New Jersey area so he can meet up with some old college buddies and they can road-trip to the reunion. What, you thought he went to Princeton? Hey, now, Sweetums is elite, he's not an elitist. While the prospect of driving on the New Jersey Turnpike isn't exactly a pleasant one, I can't think of anyone I'd rather be stuck in traffic with than il fratello maggiore mio. It'll be nice that he's combining a family reunion with his college reunion.