Friday, November 4, 2016

Jack Chick's Corpse Isn't Even Cold

Last week, outsider artist, unintentional comedian, and fundamentalist bigot Jack Chick croaked to the dismay of the left. Chick was one of the main architects of the Satanic Panic of the late 1970s and 1980s, a bullshit crusade against the eccentric, the unorthodox... gamers, metalheads, LGBTQ, free-thinkers, pagans, New Agers, pretty much everybody who wasn't a Bible-beater. This week, via the estimable Roy, we have a new Satanic Panic, involving a mysterious Balkan art-vampiress (hat tip to Smut). From the fevered dreams of Alex Jones:


“SPIRIT COOKING”: CLINTON CAMPAIGN CHAIRMAN INVITED TO BIZARRE SATANIC PERFORMANCE
Menstrual blood, semen and breast milk: Most bizarre Wikileaks revelation yet..


Now, that's one hell of a risotto recipe!

Of course, this whole thing is unmitigated bullshit, one last desperate gambit to convince Evangelical voters to vote for a secular libertine. Oddly enough, even the WaPo website has been inundated by Satanic-panic believing whackaloons (the greatest trick the authoritarians ever pulled was convincing the world that the Devil exists), a wholesale invasion of InfoWars Alex Jonestown lemmings giving us mundane folk a view into the Conspiracy Theory abyss... Stare into the madness, the Alex is present.
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6 comments:

  1. LabrysNovember 5, 2016 at 1:18 PM

    If I was the sort to believe in an Anti-Christ, I'd say Trump has the role down.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©November 5, 2016 at 10:38 PM

    Pocalypse is coming, you know it.
    ~

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  3. Vixen StrangelyNovember 5, 2016 at 11:35 PM

    The Satanic panic folks have always had a problem with Hillary Clinton because feminism is lesbianism is witchcraft--the Clinton Body Count video was a big televangelist joint, and the pinhead prophets peddling Apocalypse-chow to the bunker-dwellers love an opportunity to have a Big Bad to play off of. (Although--would this not make Clinton really secretly desirable to the Holy Humbuggers? I mean really. Anti-Hillary swag and fear-mongering opportunities galore! Let no crisis go to waste!)

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  4. Big Bad Bald BastardNovember 6, 2016 at 12:29 AM

    Pocalypse is coming, you know it.

    Cool, that means I can blow all of my cash on hookers and blow.

    (Although--would this not make Clinton really secretly desirable to the Holy Humbuggers? I mean really. Anti-Hillary swag and fear-mongering opportunities galore! Let no crisis go to waste!)

    That's the weird part, they always do better when they have enemies to scare the rubes with.

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  5. Smut ClydeNovember 6, 2016 at 2:53 AM

    I am down with pho-calypse.

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  6. Big Bad Bald BastardNovember 7, 2016 at 12:21 PM

    They shall drown in a lake of star-anise scented broth!!!

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