“SPIRIT COOKING”: CLINTON CAMPAIGN CHAIRMAN INVITED TO BIZARRE SATANIC PERFORMANCE
Menstrual blood, semen and breast milk: Most bizarre Wikileaks revelation yet..
Now, that's one hell of a risotto recipe!
Of course, this whole thing is unmitigated bullshit, one last desperate gambit to convince Evangelical voters to vote for a secular libertine. Oddly enough, even the WaPo website has been inundated by Satanic-panic believing whackaloons (the greatest trick the authoritarians ever pulled was convincing the world that the Devil exists), a wholesale invasion of InfoWars Alex Jonestown lemmings giving us mundane folk a view into the Conspiracy Theory abyss... Stare into the madness, the Alex is present.
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If I was the sort to believe in an Anti-Christ, I'd say Trump has the role down.
Pocalypse is coming, you know it.
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The Satanic panic folks have always had a problem with Hillary Clinton because feminism is lesbianism is witchcraft--the Clinton Body Count video was a big televangelist joint, and the pinhead prophets peddling Apocalypse-chow to the bunker-dwellers love an opportunity to have a Big Bad to play off of. (Although--would this not make Clinton really secretly desirable to the Holy Humbuggers? I mean really. Anti-Hillary swag and fear-mongering opportunities galore! Let no crisis go to waste!)
Pocalypse is coming, you know it.
Cool, that means I can blow all of my cash on hookers and blow.
(Although--would this not make Clinton really secretly desirable to the Holy Humbuggers? I mean really. Anti-Hillary swag and fear-mongering opportunities galore! Let no crisis go to waste!)
That's the weird part, they always do better when they have enemies to scare the rubes with.
I am down with pho-calypse.
They shall drown in a lake of star-anise scented broth!!!
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