Oh, Nutkin, what are you doing on top of the garbage can, and what's that in your mouth? You're gnawing on muffin wrapper, because it still has some crumb adhering to it? Now, Nutkin, being a junkie (or a trashy, for that matter), is no way to go through life. There are plenty of oak and hickory trees around, there's no need to go diving into the trash barrel. Nutkin, we need to talk, I think you may need help.
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Nutkin is a junkie, and your bird food is the only prescription!
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Nutkin is a junkie, and your bird food is the only prescription!
This is my favorite Walken moment.
Awww... It's not enough that people are fat and unhealthy. We're making wild animals fat and unhealthy, too.
At least Nutkin's getting exercise... he sure does run whenever someone catches him at his snacking.
While you distract Nutkin by talking to him, I am going to come up with a BIG DAMN Hammer.
On one condition, you're the one who gets to clean and cook him.
If they would stop eating my goddam house, they might be healthier....
That's what you get when you... wait for it... live in a nuthouse.
If they would stop eating my goddam house, they might be healthier....
That's what she said about Hansel and Gretel.
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