Monday, August 17, 2015

Mary Poppin' Caps

Now, from the "uniquely American" files, we have a charming story of a woman who was arrested for firing a gun at two kids she was supposed to be babysitting. Obviously, she was a responsible gun owner until she got liquored up and decided to shoot at the children.

While she blamed her actions on a combination of alcohol and meds, but I suspect that the kids were acting up and she figured that she'd use her gun to show the kids that she wouldn't tolerate any disobedience- after all, an ass full of bullets makes the discipline go down...

I think Wayne Lapierre should hire her as an au pair, or at least an ak-pair.

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  1. s an au pair, or at least an ak-pair.

    That is awful. I love it.

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  2. I'm still trying to figure out what it is that might be problematic here. Shooting at children seems like a completely rational behavior...

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  3. Shooting at children seems like a completely rational behavior...

    But she missed! That's completely unacceptable.

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  4. An armed family is a polite family. The problem is the kids didn't have guns of their own.
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