It's hard for me to gauge whether or not this year's garbage is more delicious than previous years' garbage, but the procyonid population sure seems like it's beating a path to our trash receptacles.
Monday, August 24, 2015
Grand Theft: Garbage
This year, the raccoons seem to be more incorrigible than ever- they really don't exhibit the least bit of shyness, even when confronted by a foot-stamping primate with a high-powered flashlight:
It's hard for me to gauge whether or not this year's garbage is more delicious than previous years' garbage, but the procyonid population sure seems like it's beating a path to our trash receptacles.
It's hard for me to gauge whether or not this year's garbage is more delicious than previous years' garbage, but the procyonid population sure seems like it's beating a path to our trash receptacles.
My assumption/hope is that all the other mammals are getting sick & tired of the humanoids & it's only a matter of time before they start active resistance.
ReplyDeleteThey are challenging your authority, B^4.
ReplyDeleteYou want some of that garbage, U WAIT YOUR TURN!
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My assumption/hope is that all the other mammals are getting sick & tired of the humanoids & it's only a matter of time before they start active resistance.
ReplyDeleteI can picture you with an army of train squirrels... LA beware!
You want some of that garbage, U WAIT YOUR TURN!
By then, they'll have taken all of the delicious stuff!