Tuesday, April 28, 2015

It's Like He Knows Me

This evening, one of the guys in my department called me about the upcoming month's schedule. I was unable to answer the call so he left a message: "Are you sleeping, or are you drinking?"

When I was finally able to answer the phone, I had to come clean: "Nah, I was pre-drinking."

3 comments:

  1. Are you sleeping, or are you drinking?

    I am informed -- by people whose word is otherwise reliable -- that other options do exist.

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  2. Smut says "I am informed."

    I say, how can we trust anything else in his statement???

    Will any vouchsafe for him?
    ~

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  3. I am informed -- by people whose word is otherwise reliable -- that other options do exist.

    Fancy that!

    I say, how can we trust anything else in his statement???

    The good Doktor has never steered me wrong... so far...

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