Friday, January 16, 2015

So I Considered a Paleodiet...

I considered adopting a paleodiet, but I have been having problems finding trilobites in any of the local grocery stores.

Post inspired by a great post by Smut Clyde, concerning the fact that Ben Carson is a shill for a dubious "supplements" pyramid scam.

In a hilarious bit of ratfuckery, the article lambasting Carson for his grifting appeared in National Review- clearly, the establishment Republicans want to kneecap Carson before the 2016 GOP primary season.

6 comments:

  1. Here: this guy is sensible. Likes to back up his opinions with research and actually change his mind if he's wrong.

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  2. Uh... this post is a joke, conflating "Paleolithic" with "Paleozoic".

    You should check out "Riddled" for the bit about the "Mannatech" pyramid scheme.

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  3. Mannatech appeals to religion as part of the scam, so it's a Ziggurat scheme.

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  4. clearly, the establishment Republicans want to kneecap Carson before the 2016 GOP primary season.

    Ah, what's another goat in the rodeo?
    ~

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  5. I about laughed my ass off (now THERE is an exercise plan!) at a "paleo' recipe I just saw -- it was for chocolate chip cookies made with almond flour instead of grain, of course. But hey, that "evaporated cane juice" (SUGAR, to us normal, non-semantically challenged sorts) was AOK! Not to mention the chocolate chips, cause man you know Wilma Flintstone picked those, ready to eat, off the bush in her back yard.

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  6. Do not buy those 'TriloBites' from Walmart as they are just the Devonian equivalent of 'chicken nuggets', miscellaneous oceanic arthropods ground up and pasted together again, NOT THE REAL THING.

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