My workplace parking lot is adjacent to a main county road, and people occasionally pull into it after hours for various purposes. Usually, they are checking maps or GPS systems, or answering phone calls or text messages, in the decent weather, we sometimes get "visitors" who are too cheap to get a hotel room for their amatory endeavors. Once in a while, someone with car trouble will pull into the lot. In the wee hours of the morning, the local constabulary often parks in the lot, which gives them a good vantage on the main road.
Typically, I will approach a "strange" car in order to ascertain the intents and purposes of the occupants- I always preface a conversation with, "May I help you?" I like to let people know that I am not immediately hostile to their presence, but I won't brook any nonsense. Should the occupant(s) actually need assistance, directions given, help with a flat tire, I can typically get them on their way in a few minutes. If I can't be arsed approaching a car, I will bust out a two million candlepower spotlight we have on hand, and will shine it across the parking lot into the car. This technique, which one of my co-workers is inordinately fond of, invariably convinces people to leave the premises. Typically, though, I like to know who is on the premises at any given time and, more importantly, get them off the premises in timely fashion. I cut some slack during the blizzard for a local guy who parked his car in our lot overnight because the side streets were a mess, and I generally get contact information for anyone who cannot move their car due to mechanical problems.
In the past two weeks, we've had a strange trend. I haven't personally experienced it (I've been working the graveyard shift lately), but two of my co-workers related a half-dozen incidents in which people have stopped in our parking lot after hours, sometimes as late as 11PM, and have wandered around the parking lot, checking out their smartphones. All of these individuals have been similar demographically... all well-spoken males of similar age and ethnic background. As it turns out, all of these gentlemen belong to a geocaching or waymarking (I'm not sure which) club which has chosen coordinates in our parking lot for their "scavenger hunt". They're a nice bunch of harmless eccentrics, but it would have been good of them to let us know to expect a slow but steady stream of visitors at odd hours. At the very least, it would relieve them of having a gruff, no-nonsense employee growling "We're closed!" at them.
For details on geocaching, this is the go-to site, for waymarking, go here. If you get involved in the hobby, I'll probably see you within a few months, just don't take it personally if I growl at you if you arrive after dark.
I always wanted to try x-country orienteering races, sorta the same thing.
ReplyDeleteHowever, doing it at night, with emotions as high as they are across the nation, especially for paranoid lunatics with 9mm penises, does not strike me as hugely wise.
I like to let people know that I am not immediately hostile to their presence, but I won't brook any nonsense.
ReplyDeleteYes, no nonsense!
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Yes, I know a Zombie who is noted for yelling firmly at burglars...
ReplyDeleteI'll be damned. I had NO idea. It sounds like it could really fun people with a little extra money/time/energy. NEAT.
ReplyDeleteNow, can you put your own stuff in a geocache or do you have to purchase it at that site?
I have a friend here in Milwaukee who is heavily into the geocaching thing. I don't think she's followed it out of state though.
ReplyDeleteYes, I know a Zombie who is noted for yelling firmly at burglars...
ReplyDeletedon't make me gesture harshly, is all I'm saying.
Man. If it's not one thing it's always something else. Guessing a load of rock salt fired into their booties would clear them out for good.
ReplyDeleteHowever, doing it at night, with emotions as high as they are across the nation, especially for paranoid lunatics with 9mm penises, does not strike me as hugely wise
ReplyDeleteYeah, it should pretty much be limited to daylight hours. Even here, where none of us is belligerent, our reaction hasn't exactly been welcoming. One tends to assume that someone on the property after hours doesn't have good intentions.
Yes, no nonsense!
Damn, I'll be extra careful if some fuzzy-footed freaks show up with their weird-beard sugar daddy.
Yes, I know a Zombie who is noted for yelling firmly at burglars...
One of my former co-workers caught some guy breaking into a garage and actually yelled at the guy, who proceded to enter his car and ram the front of my co-worker's car in his haste to get away- he took the headlights and grill right off the car. Sheesh, I can't believe my co-worker didn't just call the cops.
Now, can you put your own stuff in a geocache or do you have to purchase it at that site?
You put in whatever you want- there's precious little to purchase in this area around 11PM.
I have a friend here in Milwaukee who is heavily into the geocaching thing. I don't think she's followed it out of state though.
Interesting... how far afield does she go?
Man. If it's not one thing it's always something else. Guessing a load of rock salt fired into their booties would clear them out for good.
They're harmless. My co-worker told me that one guy almost shit himself when the spotlight hit him.
"visitors" who are too cheap to get a hotel room for their amatory endeavors
ReplyDeleteThere's an urgency to that sometimes...