Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Fischer Speaks!

While Elton Beard"created that artform known as the "shorter", the Sadlynaughts perfected it (though Cerb always insists on getting out of the boat and bringing back some rancid, rotten mangoes to parse). Anyway, I'm going to try my hand at a "shorter".

Via Tengrain, here is the odious Bryan Fischer running his rancid gob about the Newton shooting:





Shorter Bryan Fischer: "The gun is good, the penis is evil."


Getting back to the embedded video, Fischer idiotically claims that "God has given us weapons". It's clear to me now that Bryan Fischer has always been a Zardoz worshipper:





At least the creep refrains from wearing a red diaper and hooker boots. Be thankful I know sod-all about Photoshop!

8 comments:

  1. HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE NAME OF ZARDOZ WITH THE SOFT, PALSIED WORDS OF "FISCHER"

    Fischer is sentenced to be an Apathetic.

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  2. Somebody should do that pshop with Fischer and the red diaper+hooker boots.
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  3. I don't know what's more distasteful--that picture or Fischer. No, wait, I do know--Fischer is loads more distasteful.

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  4. God has also given us venereal diseases. Let us share our bounty.

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