It's Okay to be Gay, Go Away, Chik-Fil-A or Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against the Muppets

Today marks the day that Mike Huckabee urged his followers and fellow travelers to eat sodium packed chicken sandwiches to spite gay people. While many news outlets have characterized Chik-Fil-A's (damn, I hate typing that asinine name out) position on LGBT issues as "political", the company's actions go far beyond politics and hit ordinary people "where they live". To compound matters, the goddamn restaurant chain has violated the Ninth Commandment and bore false witness against the Muppets. This one is dedicated to the bigots at that godawful restaurant chain, though you should make a point to mentally insert "Fuck that Chik-Fil-A" into the chorus (need I even post a NSFW warning?):





Now, how about we get a new chain of fast-food chicken joints serving up a spicy tempura-battered chicken sandwich and call it Chick Takei? I think George would be a damn fine CEO and company spokesman.

Oh, and is there anything funnier than foulmouthed muppets?