This One's for Brando

Every once in a while, a guy gets sick of politics, and needs to indulge in some frivolity. Well, this post is dedicated to Brando and to my cousin **REDACTED** (I should refer to him as "Big Leo", because I seem to remember that it was his alias when my brother Vincenzo and his cohorts pulled off the hilarious "Midnight Landscapers" prank). Last week, I met my cousin at a local bar for a couple of beers (we would have met for lunch, but I made the cardinal mistake and ate a breakfast bigger than my head). In the course of our conversation, my cousin mentioned the time-sink that is Skyrim. I'm not that familiar with the game, never have played it, but it has spawned at least one meme. Combining that with the unfortunate phenomenon of catassing, I hereby present a lickle something I cooked up Meme Generator:





Good excuse, no? You don't have to blame yourself for your lack of self-control, you can always blame a cute, lethal pixie for your sedentary habits:





With the popularity of The Hunger Games, expect more coverage of cute girls shooting bows in the near future. Just don't cross them, or you may find yourself confined to the basement, unable to use the loo.