The Liberal Media is having a field day with a Republican National Committee Latino outreach site that features pictures of Asian children. Of course, leave it to the lamestream media to make a big deal out of this, when any good Romney supporter knows that both Asians and Latinos are Lamanites. Sheesh, don't these people know anything?
Of course, the Lamanite invaders have been waging a 20,000 year campaign to undermine the United States (which is pretty odd, considering that the Earth is only about 6,000 years old). We have always been at war with Beringia.
The RNC Latino outreach site also has cryptic messages such as, "How to cease locks the loss in ladies - suggested ways." Such a blog post may seem cryptic to the casual reader, but to anyone with a seer stone, the meaning of the article is made plain. I, myself, am looking forward to the RNC's advice to Latinos on how to "Frog blast the vent core." Suck on that, Obots!
Of course, I'd be remiss if I didn't give a nod of the naked noggin to Vixen Strangely, who posted on this topic earlier.
ADDENDUM: How could I have forgotten Sharon Angle, who actually seems to believe the things that I have been snarking about?
Ay, que mujer tonta!
"Frog blast the vent core."
ReplyDeleteFirst time I've ever heard that, he n00Bed.
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"Frog blast the vent core."
ReplyDeleteAnd I just had to drive through Frog Level Virginia - twice! - last week. It is definitely better to live above Frog Level than to live below Frog Level.
Smith owned at least two seer stones, which he had earlier employed for treasure seeking before he founded the church.
ReplyDeleteWhere can I find such versatile stones? I'm looking for a couple of rocks that will help with housework and analyze statistics for me.
two seer stones, which he had earlier employed for treasure seeking before he founded the church.
ReplyDeleteNot seeing the distinction here.
It's like saying "L. Ron Hubbard churned out pulp science fiction for money, then gave that up to write 'Dianetics'".
ReplyDeleteFirst time I've ever heard that, he n00Bed.
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And I just had to drive through Frog Level Virginia - twice! - last week. It is definitely better to live above Frog Level than to live below Frog Level.
The Frog Level is pretty hard- you may end up losing two "lives", but you get the superjump powerup.
Where can I find such versatile stones? I'm looking for a couple of rocks that will help with housework and analyze statistics for me.
I think these guys can sell you one...
Not seeing the distinction here.
"I'm your preacherman."
It's like saying "L. Ron Hubbard churned out pulp science fiction for money, then gave that up to write 'Dianetics'".
Mormonism is pretty much "Scientology for Squares". Kolob/Xenu, what's the difference?