Wretched Ingrates, Why Do You Hate Your Betters?

Gotta love Conservatives, always sticking up for the poor, put-upon plutocrats. First, we have Mitt Romney having to think for an hour about whether or not he supports equal pay for equal work for women. Then we have the Blunt/Rubio (anybody up for writing Blunt/Rubio slashfic?) bill, which would have given employers more power over their employees' healthcare decisions than they already have. Finally, we have Carl Rove's petition against forcing Randian Superman bosses to pay a higher tax rate than their serfs employees. "Sign it, peasant, or I'll cut your access to contraceptive care!"

It gets better... the worst president ever warned President Obama not to raise taxes on the "job creators" who used their Bush tax cuts to create the worst jobs climate in the U.S. on record. I'm actually stunned that Bush had the gall to leave the isolation of his Texas abode, and show his face in the bluest of blue cities.

Frontrunner Rmoney, who hilariously compared President Obama to Marie Antoinette, will be running on his ability to create jobs, even though his record as a vulture capitalist shows that he destroyed thousands of high-paying jobs. Yeah, keep touting those numbers, Mittens, I'm sure Marie Antoinette would have enjoyed riding "dressage" horses with you had you been contemporaries.