Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Nothing to Protect Me From Robots

Last week, I, like many of my blogroll members, got rid of captcha because it got too goddamn annoying. Why the hell would any administrator arrange it so the real word was clearly legible while the nonsense word, the word that is harder to suss out, is a horrid blur? Uh, I may have answered my own question. Well, since then, I've been getting a slow but steady trickle of spam. Most of it I delete out of hand, but these two had a weird poetry to them- I've bolded the parts I found funniest:


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Spam News Service, who knew?

I've replaced the name of the coffee advertised here with Folger's crystals so as not to have the spammer score a victory:


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10 comments:

  1. That hurts. I think it may cause brain damage, trying to make sense out of that mess.

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  2. JanusSpam!

    Why the hell would any administrator arrange it so the real word was clearly legible while the nonsense word, the word that is harder to suss out, is a horrid blur?

    The rationale is explained here.

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  3. Luis is a passive-aggressive ass-hat.

    But wiley, he has called you a 'collaborator'! That makes you an enthusiastic member of the team, now, not merely an unpaid stranger reluctantly performing a task as the price for using an otherwise-free service! Why can't you realise that?!

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  4. That's as bad as employers who tell workers how wonderful they are while they screw 'em. Polls show workers would rather they just get screwed.

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  5. I have received some Spam that was so polite and moderate of length, that I left it for others to enjoy...

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  6. I got some on-topic pet-store spam that I kept.

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