Poor Racist Uncle Pat is being deprived of his First Amendment rights to appear on a major cable television network. Could it be that Pat will have to resort to sending out hundreds of thousands of e-mails to get his point across to the public. Not a chance! I hear Stormfront's hiring.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Mean Liberals Fire America's Racist Uncle
Some days, it's hard to get paid big bux to spout racist twaddle on a supposedly liberal cable news network. This is one of those days... MSNBC fired America's Racist Uncle, Pat BukkakeBuchanan. Of course, those liberal meanies are now crowing about the demise of this loveable curmudgeon racist, anti-semitic troll. Now, MSNBC viewers will be deprived of such trenchant Buchanan assertions, such as castigating the dirty Messicans for not embracing the culture of people who hate them, or blaming those selfish Poles for forcing Hitler to start World War 2.
Poor Racist Uncle Pat is being deprived of his First Amendment rights to appear on a major cable television network. Could it be that Pat will have to resort to sending out hundreds of thousands of e-mails to get his point across to the public. Not a chance! I hear Stormfront's hiring.
Poor Racist Uncle Pat is being deprived of his First Amendment rights to appear on a major cable television network. Could it be that Pat will have to resort to sending out hundreds of thousands of e-mails to get his point across to the public. Not a chance! I hear Stormfront's hiring.
Now if they'd just get rid of Scarborough.
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All right, Pat Bukkake made me laugh but now you owe me a new brain.
ReplyDeleteNow if they'd just get rid of Scarborough.
ReplyDeleteYeah, at least Pat Buchanan never had a personal assistant die in his office under questionable circumstances!
All right, Pat Bukkake made me laugh but now you owe me a new brain.
Would an animated GIF of a brain suffice?
I'll never forget some years ago I read a piece by uncle pat on the RBI's occasionally useful glibertarian site antiwar dot com. The weird thing was, narrowly focused as it was, I agreed wholeheartedly and without reservation with EVERYTHING he said in it.
ReplyDeleteI was shaken to my very core. It was like I needed to check my bearings, and I couldn't because what reference could I trust? Like when you walk in the office in the morning and can't remember if you put on trousers before you left the house, and for a minute there you're afraid to double check.
Well, fortunately it was an aberration, and he immediately went back to being the same old toxic white supremacist dickhead I'd always known him to be.
But it was, indeed, a frightening moment...
Would an animated GIF of a brain suffice?
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I'll never forget some years ago I read a piece by uncle pat on the RBI's occasionally useful glibertarian site antiwar dot com. The weird thing was, narrowly focused as it was, I agreed wholeheartedly and without reservation with EVERYTHING he said in it.
ReplyDeleteI was shaken to my very core. It was like I needed to check my bearings, and I couldn't because what reference could I trust?
Hey, it's the "stopped clock" effect- it's how I feel about Ron Paul once in a blue moon.
Relevant.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with those damn aliens and our sweet, sweet brains?
Haven't been following this. He must have literally shown his ass to get fired. Why was he hired by MSNBC in the first place?
ReplyDeleteHe's mad. He's always been mad as a hatter. It seems we went from keeping the crazy uncle locked away in the attic to putting him on television news shows in a very small time-frame of human chronology.
What's with those damn aliens and our sweet, sweet brains?
ReplyDeleteUh, yes. Aliens.