Just in case any threads at the mothership go off-topic, Canada's best dressed man and hat aficiando Spearhafoc brings the commentariat back to the topic at hand... hot, well-nourished redheads. Spearhafoc doesn't blog (or he'd be on my blogroll, which conforms to Canadian Content laws), but he does use Twitter, so if any of you tweeters want to send him a twat, or whatever you do, then by all means do so. Oh, and while you're at it, tell those goddamn little blue birds to GET OFFA MAH LAWN!!!
Anyway, as is typical, Spearhafoc brought a recent thread around to the proper topic, a smoking hot firetress with an endowment equal to that of a small northeastern university. Not being one to pass up the opportunity to take the mickey, I commented: I’m beginning to suspect that you were prematurely weaned! For the record, I take the problem of premature weaning very seriously, and annually participate in the Tits for Tots fundraiser to benefit the Prematurely Weaned.
Spear's reply to my "piss take" was I have a type. So sue me. I don't think I have any grounds on which to sue him, but I think he should be brought up on charges of crimes against huge mammaries.
Yeah, I know you're thinking, "What a pair of boobs!" On a serious note, the Susan G. Komen Foundation pulled grants for breast cancer screening from Planned Parenthood. Of course, Planned Parenthood tends to operate clinics in poor neighborhoods, and African American women are more likely than other women to die of breast cancer. The Komen Foundation's Senior Vice President for Public Policy is a teabagging failed politician... not the sort of person who'd give a tinker's damn about the mortality rate of poor black women.
I've donated to participants in the Komen Foundation's three-day walk, my mother (and the mothers of many of my friends) has successfully fought breast cancer. I support efforts to reduce the incidence and seriousness of breast cancer. What can I say? I love the b00bz. The Komen Foundation sure as hell isn't getting any more of my donations.
I used to have little boobies-till I had babies. :) I went from an A cup to a C BAM! Just like that.
ReplyDeleteI like to talk about inappropriate things while my Dr. is doing my breast exam. Like.. how I'm going to get the girls lifted up. How I want big shiny boobs that I'll oil and buff up everyday. :)
I like how he has to look out the window while he's doing my exam. :)
((Hugs))
Laura
Tbogg has an interesting take on why this is such a stupid, shortsighted move on SGK's part.
ReplyDeleteThe way he makes it sound, it could actually kill the organization.
What, goopers make some unnecessary decision that turns out to be a complete disaster, zrm?
ReplyDeleteSince when has that ever happened...
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turns out to be a complete disaster
ReplyDeleteYeah, they really wanted Komen to help poor people get treatment.
I like to talk about inappropriate things while my Dr. is doing my breast exam.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me to bring this article to D-KW's attention some time.
VS, Mock,Paper, sciccors has a suggestion in the comments of the thread on Komen about how to make a donation to PP and have them thank the lady at Komen for the money.
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Hmmm.. something tells me that, from everyone else's comments, this post really wasn't about boobies.
ReplyDeleteMust learn not to type the first thing that crosses my mind anymore!
I'll try harder to be smarter next time.
-and not be the idiot that comes in, types something stupid, then leaves..
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've already claimed that position.
You never say dumb stuff zrm. At least you're able to grasp what's going on... :P
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, but. Dumb commenter here, actually. Also amusing speeling and missing words.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Which you STILL haven't credited me for. Who's the inventor of Kreative Speeling? Mee! Say mie naem, bich!
ReplyDeletePS--Thank you for the linky upthread!
I like how he has to look out the window while he's doing my exam. :)
ReplyDeleteHe's thinking about baseball statistics!
Tbogg has an interesting take on why this is such a stupid, shortsighted move on SGK's part.
The way he makes it sound, it could actually kill the organization.
Wow, they really invited some scrutiny into their scam of an organization. Of course, if the organization is killed off, the righties will be screaming "FEMINISTS HARM WOMEN'S HEALTH". Killing off the organization would feed their perpetual martyr complex.
What, goopers make some unnecessary decision that turns out to be a complete disaster, zrm?
From their standpoint, it's a victory- they will feather their nests regardless of the health of the entity they imperil.
That reminds me to bring this article to D-KW's attention some time.
It would make suitable pillow talk with his mom... I'm sure she'd tell him afterward.
I love Spear...but fgs don't encourage him. S,N gets way too male-gazey sometimes.
When it gets too male-gazey, just ask Pupienus to make it male gaysy. I'm sure he'll comply.
VS, Mock,Paper, sciccors has a suggestion in the comments of the thread on Komen about how to make a donation to PP and have them thank the lady at Komen for the money.
I expect they'll see an avalanche of cards... awesome!
Hmmm.. something tells me that, from everyone else's comments, this post really wasn't about boobies.
It totally started off as a post about the boobz... it was just a coinkydink that my little joke coincided with the Kobag Foundation's stupid decision.
Yeah, I've already claimed that position.
You specialize in the shamble-by.
You never say dumb stuff zrm.
Have you seen the amount of brains he eats?
Excuse me, but. Dumb commenter here, actually. Also amusing speeling and missing words.
You can always claim poetic license, old chum!