My favorite feature of the sign is the admonition not to buy cars from a particular dealer, right under the "rapture" sign. First of all, if you really think you're going to be taken bodily from this earth in a few weeks, why even bother with such worldly concerns? Even better, though, is the person's ability to smell out a small lie while living a huge, huge lie. Yeah, you realize that the car dealer lied to you when he told you the transmission would be sound for another 15,000 miles, but you believe that the fundamentalist kook who asked you to squander your life savings is on the level.
You just can't make this shit up.
UPDATE: Shoulda thought of this before... I guess the term for a failed Rapture is "apocaletdown"... "apocalapse" would also be suitable.
"there must have been an error in the math or something"
ReplyDeleteYeah, he forgot to carry the one. He does math almost as well as I do!
Pardon my language here but.. It is unbefuckingleaveable to me (yes, yes spell check, I know it's not a "real" word, thank you VERY much) that some jack ass would put that on their van. AND.. just nano seconds before I read your words about the bumper sticker below, the same thought was floating through my head.
Look it. If Jesus is coming back, I'm going to need more than a few days or weeks notice in order to get my shit together!
Plus I've got kids running wild that need to be reigned in. Sheesh!
Oh well. I guess Hell is where all the Rock & Roll is-right? :)
People are sheep. When you are involved in that stuff, it's all you can see. Brain washing and denial are both very powerful things.
I cannot believe that people still listen to this idiot.
((Hugs))
Laura
Don't even get me started on the "We Almost There" aspect of the whole story....
ReplyDeleteAppalling.....
Look it. If Jesus is coming back, I'm going to need more than a few days or weeks notice in order to get my shit together!
ReplyDeleteYou look just fine- plus, he loves you, no matter how your hair looks.
Don't even get me started on the "We Almost There" aspect of the whole story....
Yeah, I got a little heartburn just typing that out.
"You look just fine"
ReplyDeleteNo no... if I'm going to be "judged" then I've GOT to get a new outfit. Thank you very much.
I was all ready to give you Hell about your title before I saw the lovely van sign. :P
Hey! Family holiday in JANUARY is payed for! Will there be compensation in cases such as this or will it be all "Show us the receipt. Oh that's right, your planet has been cinderised. Next please" Laura, use the peanut butter cookies, as profit inducement.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was the "raptor" is coming...
ReplyDeleteI thought it was the "raptor" is coming...
ReplyDeleteWrong religion, my dear...
Time for thunder to link to this...
ReplyDeleteWrong religion, my dear...
ReplyDeleteI stand corrected... :)
Time for thunder to link to this...
ReplyDeleteWoah, a little warning next time, Jennifer! You know, like "Welding glasses and ear protection needed" Jeepers!
Well, undaunted by his total FAIL!!!, addlepated lunatic Harold Camping has decided that the world will probably end today.
ReplyDeleteMmm, I am just finishing a tasty milkshake. Bring it on!
Still around? Was there a curtain time for the end of the world?
ReplyDeleteNo no... if I'm going to be "judged" then I've GOT to get a new outfit. Thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're raptured, none of your clothes go w/ you.
(7 AM. Rolls over, looks out window)
ReplyDeleteSigh. Still there. Still here. Sigh.
Time for thunder to link to this...
ReplyDeleteWhat, no spiders???
P.S. I rate for Apocalapse.
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What I was drinking last night.
ReplyDeleteWhere are my trousers?
When you're raptured, none of your clothes go w/ you.
ReplyDeletePhotographic proof!!