Please Make This an Internet Meme

I was in the process of writing up last night's Secret Science Club lecture when I realized that I don't have the time to do the lecture justice tonight (I'll finish the wrap-up A.S.A.P., but I gots to find some good links on primate cladistics). Time for a short, goofy post...

In the vein of the Pirates vs. Ninjas meme, I think the next big hypothetical match-up a la Superman vs. Mighty Mouse or Hunahpu vs. Xbalanque should be Jetpacks vs. Choppers. I have to confess, I can't stop laughing at the sheer perfection of the delivery of the line: You gotta make up some rules, because you’re going to have jetpacks flying into choppers! Brian Kilmeade sounds so abysmally stupid that he must be a subversive comedic genius, waging a stealth campaign to completely undermine his network. It may be, though, that my suspicion that Kilmeade's a brilliant satirist is just the effect of Poe's Law (more broadly defined to include all modern "Conservative" thought) in action.

Jetpacks vs. Choppers, baby, 'cos somtimes ya gotta break the rules.