tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post8693135999521905737..comments2024-03-22T05:17:53.112-04:00Comments on Big Bad Bald Bastard: Could This Possibly be Peak Wingnut?Big Bad Bald Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-48200387882407834582012-02-28T17:56:53.242-05:002012-02-28T17:56:53.242-05:00I laughed and laughed and laughed.
You won't ...<i>I laughed and laughed and laughed.</i><br /><br />You won't be laughing when Wyoming sends its navy to attack Vancouver- ever watch <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F53yUsgVuL0" rel="nofollow"><i>Fitzcarraldo</i></a>, Mr Smarty Pants? <br /><br /><i>Oh, Arizona will top this.</i><br /><br />"We're filling in the Grand Canyon, because it's the Devil's plot to trick people into believing the earth is billions of<br />years old!"<br /><br /><i>He asked for more than just an air craft carrier. He asked that Wyoming have it's own military--- all four branches.</i><br /><br />Yeah, but the aircraft carrier for the land-locked state is what elevates it from run-of-the-mill craziness to sheer, utter whackaloonery.<br /><br /><i>I thought it was an Onion piss-take.</i><br /><br />We're living in the post-satire age, the poor folks at <i>The Onion</i> can't top the real world anymore.<br /><br /><i>Also, I think that Mr. Bastard is underestimating the limits of wingnut enthoooosiasms.</i><br /><br />It's not even that, I just can't conceive of anything crazier... a Wyoming aircraft carrier is even nuttier than Newt's moon base.<br /><br /><i>Oh, you poor, naive BASTARD!! There is no such thing as Peak Wingnut! It's not a thing!</i><br /><br />I shudder to think of how they'll top this one!<br /><br /><i>The yields are too low; the blender's not big enough to liquefy enough of them at once.</i><br /><br />The lipid content is high, though... enough to run a fleet of <a href="http://www.greasecar.com/" rel="nofollow">greasecars</a>.<br /><br /><i>Okay so ... now I feel really stupid, standing here beside my tank that I just bought. </i><br /><br />You do live on land, though- you can actually drive the tank around... you're not stupid, just a little overcautious.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-83074918877217584802012-02-28T15:25:36.289-05:002012-02-28T15:25:36.289-05:00Okay so ... now I feel really stupid, standing her...Okay so ... now I feel really stupid, standing here beside my tank that I just bought. <br /><br />Just in case... ya know? :)<br /><br />((Hugs))<br />LauraLaurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18206086996758491041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-53921897653096006032012-02-28T11:02:35.061-05:002012-02-28T11:02:35.061-05:00Yields.
I am abashed.Yields.<br /><br />I am abashed.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-64662099006573244592012-02-28T11:02:18.680-05:002012-02-28T11:02:18.680-05:00Damn, if there's no "peak wingnut", ...<i>Damn, if there's no "peak wingnut", why can't we find a way to power our cars with "wingnut"? </i><br /><br />The yield's are too low; <a href="http://www.mexicowoods.com/page5/files/page5_blog_entry357_6.jpg" rel="nofollow">the blender's </a> not big enough to liquefy enough of them at once.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-57299406639068559102012-02-28T02:19:47.609-05:002012-02-28T02:19:47.609-05:00Also, I think that Mr. Bastard is underestimating ...Also, I think that Mr. Bastard is underestimating the limits of wingnut enthoooosiasms.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-52313931237543945862012-02-28T00:47:33.421-05:002012-02-28T00:47:33.421-05:00I thought it was an Onion piss-take.I thought it was an Onion piss-take.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-85667166901613146282012-02-27T22:26:30.080-05:002012-02-27T22:26:30.080-05:00An amendment by GOP state Rep. Kermit Brown*, call...<i>An amendment by GOP state Rep. Kermit Brown*, calls on the task force to examine "Conditions under which the state of Wyoming should implement a draft, raise a standing army, marine corps, navy and air force and acquire strike aircraft and an aircraft carrier." As the bill's GOP sponsor, state Rep. David Miller, explained to the Casper Star-Tribune, "Things happen quickly sometimes."</i><br /><br />He asked for more than just an air craft carrier. He asked that Wyoming have it's own military--- all four branches.<br /><br />Unfortunately, there may be no peak wingnut anymore than there is a "peak schizophrenia";but perhaps it will be marginalized again in due time.wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-92094702013959893032012-02-27T21:16:37.351-05:002012-02-27T21:16:37.351-05:00Oh, Arizona will top this.
EZ peasy.
~Oh, Arizona will top this.<br /><br />EZ peasy.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-46466010122559445732012-02-27T21:05:31.709-05:002012-02-27T21:05:31.709-05:00I laughed and laughed and laughed.
Really though,...I laughed and laughed and laughed.<br /><br />Really though, you can't rely on some liberal mapmaker to tell you where Wyoming meets the ocean, you have to go look.<br /><br />Kermit Brown's mistake was not looking.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.com