tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post7619383436688756741..comments2024-03-22T05:17:53.112-04:00Comments on Big Bad Bald Bastard: ArmagaydonBig Bad Bald Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-28996024635564213942011-07-26T17:11:14.112-04:002011-07-26T17:11:14.112-04:00So you're going to throw him into the deep end...<i>So you're going to throw him into the deep end of the pool, and hope he doesn't drown?</i><br /><br />That's not how we do it in the Bronx! The older boys (the family skews "male", demographically) were really good about helping the little guys in the water. I was very proud of all the wee waterbugs. <br /><br /><i>How's your penis doing? Is it hungry for man-candy yet?</i><br /><br />My penis is okay, but it wanted to buy a used Mazda Miata and a Kylie Minogue CD. I told it that we just didn't have the funds for the car, but we'd consider the CD, as long as it came with an extensive collection of photos of K.M. <br /><br /><i>Have the roving bands of gay marriagists forced you into a wedding yet? What are they waiting for?</i><br /><br />They know that I'm off limits to anyone except the <a href="http://bigbadbaldbastard.blogspot.com/2011/06/pride-and-prejudice.html" rel="nofollow">Emperor</a>.<br /><br />Wow, the whole "Smut and the Watermelon" meme has taken on a disturbing life of its own...Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-16339126267526180122011-07-26T13:51:32.383-04:002011-07-26T13:51:32.383-04:00are all the NY conservatives saying "Armagayd...are all the NY conservatives saying "Armagaydon outta here!"?<br /><br /><br />OK, look, I could start doing "star-spangled banner" puns again.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-70240185025367094752011-07-26T08:34:10.178-04:002011-07-26T08:34:10.178-04:00are getting all pissy on the watermelonist
EWWWWWW...<i>are getting all pissy on the watermelonist</i><br />EWWWWWWSmut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-50757814278073002782011-07-25T22:35:23.436-04:002011-07-25T22:35:23.436-04:00Oh sure you gayhadists are getting all pissy on th...Oh sure you gayhadists are getting all pissy on the watermelonist society now that you're in control.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-53657391090148013372011-07-25T20:33:10.997-04:002011-07-25T20:33:10.997-04:00This is the part where I studiously avoid asking w...<em>This is the part where I studiously avoid asking where said watermelon might be hid. </em><br /><br />Yeeeeeeeah, I wouldn't trust Smut with watermelons. Or any fruit you can carve holes in.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-2246238981975430042011-07-25T18:30:14.217-04:002011-07-25T18:30:14.217-04:00Rhode Islanders are holding down the fort of defin...Rhode Islanders are holding down the fort of defined marriage.<br /><br />grrrr.nomihttp://neverdied.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-7480592404242846892011-07-25T17:00:09.248-04:002011-07-25T17:00:09.248-04:00[Hides watermelon]
This is the part where I studi...<i>[Hides watermelon]</i><br /><br />This is the part where I studiously avoid asking where said watermelon might be hid.Whale Chowderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11458474904549222228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-72729987552754857742011-07-25T16:34:56.396-04:002011-07-25T16:34:56.396-04:00[Hides watermelon][Hides watermelon]Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-14106032253044668852011-07-25T14:09:05.368-04:002011-07-25T14:09:05.368-04:00Have the roving bands of gay marriagists forced yo...Have the roving bands of gay marriagists forced you into a wedding yet? What are they waiting for?Whale Chowderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11458474904549222228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-91056410056505486442011-07-25T13:26:36.048-04:002011-07-25T13:26:36.048-04:00So you're going to throw him into the deep end...So you're going to throw him into the deep end of the pool, and hope he doesn't drown?<br /><br />(I think that's how I learned to swim, minus the throwing in part...just jumped in, and it was the deep end. Woo hoo! I love swimming!)<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com