tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post2323520565681658652..comments2024-03-22T05:17:53.112-04:00Comments on Big Bad Bald Bastard: Pumpkin and Honey BundyBig Bad Bald Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-64031007890224158222014-06-11T11:26:20.384-04:002014-06-11T11:26:20.384-04:00"I have a gun now! Magical things will happen...<i>"I have a gun now! Magical things will happen when I pull the trigger; </i><br /><br />two things i've seen recently that i find worrying:<br /><br />1)a bumper sticker on a truck that read 'keep honking, i'm reloading'<br /><br />b)wedding pictures featuring the bride and groom proudly packing heat and showing off their guns<br /><br />what is wrong with these people?! in the first case, why would you be proud that you meet any annoyance in your life with a a hail of gunfire? sounds legit...<br /><br />and your guns are SO important to you that they prominently feature in your wedding day photos? in all fairness, there's been multiple marriages between the couple, so maybe it's some sort of commitment insurance?<br /><br />i just find people and their guns to be weird...bbkfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-87803697102318615792014-06-11T04:57:45.580-04:002014-06-11T04:57:45.580-04:00Man, these people are so fucking BAD at this.
It&...<i>Man, these people are so fucking BAD at this.</i><br /><br />It's like some form of lethal cargo cult. "I have a gun now! Magical things will happen when I pull the trigger; police stations will spontaneously explode and the revolution will begin!" Was it the acquisition of guns that destroyed the last vestigial grip these eedjits held on reality, or were they already living far away in their personal heroic movie script?<br /><br /><i>did you know that the CIA has poison darts that can mimic the effects of years of arteriosclerosis?</i><br /><br />Do they have one that mimics the effects of years of excessive drinking? Because that's the excuse I'm using at the moment.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-58073754285930059442014-06-10T17:16:21.579-04:002014-06-10T17:16:21.579-04:00OK, so NOW it turns out that the dood they killed ...OK, so NOW it turns out that the dood they killed in Walmart was the oft-discussed but seldom seen "good guy with a gun". Untrained, excited, he drew and threw down on Pumpkin. And HunnyBunny stepped up behind him and blew him to hell.<br /><br />Ah well, at least he didn't go all spray and pray on them and drive up the body count. But c'mon - these mythical good guys with guns tend to be somewhere between useless and counterproductive...mikeyhttp://considerthesource.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-10830527438720668762014-06-10T12:03:13.451-04:002014-06-10T12:03:13.451-04:00Just heard there's a shooter at a local high s...Just heard there's a shooter at a local high school. This shit has gotten way totally completely out of hand. Not that <i>any</i> such event isn't too much. Pupienus Maximushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17834551827088880423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-19285906968302938802014-06-10T08:02:33.959-04:002014-06-10T08:02:33.959-04:00Alex Jones is still around? That's a shame.
~...Alex Jones is still around? That's a shame.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-90277662865783845922014-06-09T22:59:41.801-04:002014-06-09T22:59:41.801-04:00Well, it's a good thing you've thought thi...Well, it's a good thing you've thought this out... I... guess?OBShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11290768768025981403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-67452256659131922242014-06-09T21:09:36.400-04:002014-06-09T21:09:36.400-04:00Except the narrative we're getting is that Hon...Except the narrative we're getting is that Honey had the lead in this. She killed the cop getting a soda pop refill (look, I TOLD you sugary drinx would kill you) and she shot Pumpkin, and then killed herself. <br /><br />Man, these people are so fucking BAD at this. The US has no real paramilitary forces. Sure, we have militarized cops, but they don't really expect to face this kind of deadly resistance. <br /><br />If I was them, I could set up a perimeter with IEDs, carry in plenty of firepower and food, and make them dig me out at the cost of a few dozen dead and a babbling brook of blood. <br /><br />On my way, I could drop a major bridge and at least one building. Once you've come to accept that you're not going home, you should be able to do almost immeasurable harm. <br /><br />Once again, the fact that war has never found it's way to our shores makes our people soft, and unable to do the hard things. Which is something we should be deeply grateful for...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.com