tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post1890069363635766749..comments2024-03-22T05:17:53.112-04:00Comments on Big Bad Bald Bastard: If I Were a Nine Year-OldBig Bad Bald Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-3549827098044647482017-07-27T12:06:42.164-04:002017-07-27T12:06:42.164-04:00I like your idea of a misogyny merit badge for sco...I like your idea of a misogyny merit badge for scouts. Here are some others that the Boy Scouts of America might look into before inviting Trump to speak again:<br /><br />•Trash talking. But Scout must be able to tell 50 certifiable lies within 90 seconds. <br /><br />• Firing. The scout must be able to set a fellow scout's head on fire simply by saying, "You're fired."<br /><br />• Groping. Scout must walk the corridors of his schools and grab at leas three teachers, all female,by their genitals and kiss them on the lips.<br /><br />• Seagull leadership. Scout myst be able to fly in, make a lot of noise, crap over everything, make more noise, and then fly out again.<br /><br />Feel free to create others.<br /><br />Yours very crankily, <br />The New York Crank<br />The New York Crankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04489472134701718697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8526498499129692237.post-35758387695321184552017-07-26T12:41:39.962-04:002017-07-26T12:41:39.962-04:00"Scouting". Pssshhhh.
It's a bunch ..."Scouting". Pssshhhh.<br /><br />It's a bunch of lightweight skills taught by suburban lawyers and overlaid by the most vile social conservative tribal hatred.<br /><br />If you're truly interested in 'scouting', you need to learn to live off the land, shoot (rifle AND bow), backcountry horsemanship, hunting and trapping, building shelters, starting fires and foraging. <br /><br />This whitebread hate-filled brownshirt wearing suburban horseshit is such wannabe posing that I find it unbearable...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.com