A King Among Idiots Is an Idiot King

 One of the most bizarre personalities involved in the MAGA terrorism last week is a grifter who currently goes by the name Ali Alexander, a 'Stop the Steal' organizer who claims he had assistance from GOP Congresscreeps:

  

Alexander is a convicted felon who used to go by the name Ali Akbar, and hopped aboard the 'Tea Party' grift about a decade ago. Before the storming of the Capitol, this charming fellow was chanting 'Victory or Death':

"Victory or Death!"

Stop the Steal protest organizer & convicted felon Ali Alexander warms up the crowd night before the #capitolbreach

Video found by @ZTPetrizzo of the @dailydot
who has tracked him for months & is worth a follow. 1/

pic.twitter.com/pyonzvXXN0

— John Scott-Railton (@jsrailton) January 11, 2021

He was notably absent from the fray, despite his grandiose posturing:

Yeah, I’ll say banning @ali was a good move pic.twitter.com/S1Ri5laEjX

— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) January 11, 2021

After everything went to pieces, he went into hiding, begging his dupes to send him money for security, some of it because he is in danger from 'witches and wiccans'. 

He also released a 'cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs' video in which he claims he is a 'king among idiots', and prays to become a tool for divine vengeance. He also has some weird animus against famine-resistant people:

#SeditionVids: Meet Ali Alexander from Fort Worth, Texas, "I pray that I am the tool to stab these MFers. This begins the rebellion and I will not bow before an illegitimate govt." He also repeatedly refers to "fat people" among other things. @FBIWFO https://t.co/utTV7TmnTO pic.twitter.com/1uchtjs2OT

— Cleavon MD (@Cleavon_MD) January 14, 2021

He says he refuses to cooperate with fat people, does that mean that he's dumped Trump and Alex Jones? Once again, I am thankful that this failed coup was planned by idiots, including their king.